Bears to integerate Hester into offense

In a move that will have every football fan in America smiling from ear to ear on gameday, The Bears have announced that that will be moving Devin Hester (the kick returner who just happens to be the first and only guy to get a 100 speed rating in John Madden Football) to the offensive side of the ball as well.  The only thing that would be cooler is if Hester has somehow grown wings and learned to fly in the offseason.

Hester will be seen playing Wide Receiver, a position he hasn’t ever played at a high level of competition in his career.  In a move that smacks more of an innate need to give the Bears’ offense a big time jolt than anything else, Coach Lovie Smith has made the move.  Now he’s just go to hope and pray that his oft-maligned QB can get him the ball.

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